ultrasound tech daniel: "i need you to take off your shoe and shorts."
me: "um, daniel, i'm going comando today...."
daniel: "would you prefer a woman tech?"
me: "meh- is she a lesbian and cute?"
daniel: "ummmmm.........nooooo."
me: "no to which? being a lesbian or being cute?"
daniel: "ummmmmm no to both....."
hahahahahahaha:)
everyone shut up, but me. my shit on my terms.
